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Monday, June 22, 2009

Thursday Thunks, late as always

1. Are your ears dirty?
I don't think so, no... I don't wash behind the ears EVERY time, but they're clean.

2. Would you rather be stung by a scorpion or bit by a snake? (Don't say either...no one wants to be in pain, that's the point. Pick one.)
Probably stung by a scorpion... with snakes, there's no way I could identify it (unless it's obvious, like a rattlesnake) so I'd probably die before they could figure out what kind of anti-venom to give me. I don't think scorpions work like that... Do they?

3. Do loud noises make you snappish? (i.e. A loud restaurant, screaming child next to you, booming stereo from a neighbor's house?)
Not usually - unless it's a screaming child and the parents don't look like they even care that their kid is screaming bloody murder in the middle of Target and ruining everyone else's shopping experience. This happened to me about 3 weeks ago and I wanted to punch the mother. Instead, I just twittered about it.

4. PETA- thoughts on this org.?
Crazy nutters. There are MUCH better ways to get their point across. Also, people are more important than animals. That's just the way the world is. Deal.

5. Would you rather be the discoverer of the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot? (Imagination!)
Oooh, Nessie, definitely. I feel like Bigfoot would ultimately be a bit of a letdown. A giant dragon in Scotland, however... HELLO.

6. When in a public toilet and it's not flushed: do you flush & use or move on to a clean one?
Most times I will just move to a clean one. If it looks relatively sanitary, though (as in, pretty clear pee, and one thing of toilet paper), occasionally I will flush and use.

7. Neighbors are having a noisy, party bonfire, what do you do?
Join in? I love fire!

8. Do you play Monopoly? If so which version of the game?
I don't really like Monopoly all that much, but if I'm playing, I'm playing classic Monopoly. Although I want the UNC version.

9. Are you a remote hog?
YES. I love my TV programs. I'll be nice about it, though - I'll genuinely offer to put something else on. (But I don't really mean it. Leave me alone when Daisy of Love is on!)

10. Do you like the smell of paint?
No. But I like the smell of chlorine, which I'm told is just as weird.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Closure

So, yesterday was the one-year anniversary (because I'm dumb and anniversaries are important to me) of the day I found out that The Ex was lying to me and doing all sorts of things that not only were just trashy behavior in general, but also that devalued me, our friendship, and the relationship we used to have. I had never experienced pain like that before, and it really rocked me.

But now it's been a year. To celebrate, I took the day off from work (I have a lot of sick days saved up!), took all the stuffed animals and clothes/etc to Goodwill... Had mussels and an entire bottle of champagne for dinner, then took all the love letters and photos and playbills (and anything else flammable) and burned it ALL, piece by piece. I don't think there is a single thing in my house left that he gave me. Except a couple pairs of sweatpants, because, hello... and one stuffed animal that I have hidden away because I can't bear to part with it but I can't bear to look at it either. Feels good to be completely cleansed.

I feel like I've come so far in the last year. I've made some mistakes, of course, and done some things that I'm not overly proud of... and the passion that I had for my religion last summer has faded a little bit... but I've grown up a lot and I know myself so much better now. It's funny to see the bigger picture now, in hindsight. And while I regret even setting eyes on him all those years ago, my life now is a beautiful one and I'm hopeful about the future. Just putting it in God's hands this time.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Thursday Thunks...

...Because for some reason I am otherwise totally unmotivated to blog. You may have noticed. Sorry.

1. What is your least favorite candy bar?
It's possible to dislike chocolate? I guess those Hersheys "Cookies and Cream" bars are pretty disgusting...

2. If I were to call you, what would you say?
"Who is this, again? Why are you calling me?"

3. What is your favorite type of leaf?
Um... I love Japanese maple trees because of the colors...

4. When was the last time you....
- had sex?

No comment.
- swam in a lake?
Swam? Probably 4 years. I was in a lake two years ago, but not actually swimming.
- went barefoot outside?
Two days ago... it was thunderstorming and I stood out on the patio for a while.
- ate peas?
YEARS. I HATE PEAS.

5. Since Father's Day is right around the corner, tell us about the person that you are celebrating.
I could talk for days about how awesome my dad is :) Too bad he's out of the country for the holiday.
6. Were you dropped on your head as a child?
No, but my dad nearly threw me through a window once. Until I piped up and said "Da-Da" for the first time. He's been wrapped around my finger ever since. ;)

7. How often do you clean your toilet?
Every three weeks or so? It keeps itself pretty clean normally.

8. Have you ever been sunburned? Tell us about it.
Oh lord yes. Last time was about a month ago, and it hurt to MOVE for like 4 days.

9. On average, how many hours a sleep do you get a night?
6.5 ... I should get more, but I'm a night owl and don't really get sleepy before 11:30 at the very latest.

10 How many hours did you get last night?
6.5

11. Take a picture of something. Post it.
My penny jar at work. I don't know why I have it.











12. Are the bottom of your feet dirty?

No. I mean, it's only 9:45am. I would hope they're not dirty already!

13. Do you know the names of every member of the family who lives next door to you?
Absolutely not. I don't know the names of anyone who lives in my entire complex (save one, who was my friend before she moved in).

Friday, June 5, 2009

Oh, gross

As much as I complain about being sooooooo tired of politics and Obama-bashing (not that I don't agree, just that I'm sick of hearing about it! I just want to hide for the next 4 years and pretend he doesn't exist)... this is just really annoying. The headline is pointed, though, which makes it funny.

Emphases and comments mine.

From CNA: Christian leaders applaud Obama's words, wait for his actions

U.S. President Barack Obama delivered an address to the Muslim world on Thursday at Cairo University, calling for religious tolerance, an end to violent extremism, and a two-state solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict (which is what the Pope asked for a couple weeks ago... we'll see whose influence pulls more weight - I'm sure the result will be pretty disheartening for REAL Catholics). Christian leaders from the Middle East described the speech as a “clear change,” but asked that the president’s words be backed up by action. The president said in his speech that relations between the West and Islam have included “coexistence and cooperation but also conflict and religious wars.” Remarking that colonialism and the Cold War had helped feed tensions, he said “violent extremists” like those who committed the 9/11 attacks had made some Americans fearful and mistrustful of Islam.

“So long as our relationship is defined by our differences, we will empower those who sow hatred rather than peace, those who promote conflict rather than the cooperation that can help all of our people achieve justice and prosperity. And this cycle of suspicion and discord must end,” he said.

Describing “civilization’s debt to Islam,” the president claimed that American Muslims have enriched the United States since its founding.

The president quoted “the Holy Koran” several times in his speech. He also cited the Bible and the Talmud once each. (WOW I AM SO SURPRISED HERE.)

Criticizing Americans’ stereotypes of Muslims, he also said that America does not fit the “crude stereotype of a self-interested empire.” (Um, actually, that's what capitalism means. Kind of.)

Praising American traditions of religious freedom, he said: “Islam is a part of America. And I believe that America holds within her the truth that regardless of race, religion, or station in life, all of us share common aspirations.” (Yeah, but then there are those divergent aspirations... like crashing airplanes and killing infidels.)

Insisting that the United States is not “at war with Islam,” he denounced toleration of violent extremists.

He also described plans to invest in building Pakistani and Afghan infrastructure, schools and hospitals before saying America has the responsibilities of helping Iraq forge its future and to “leave Iraq to Iraqis.”

Turning to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, President Obama professed respect for both the Palestinian and the Jewish people. (Augggghhhhhh. We have to be pro-Israel! This is part of our American heritage! You can't be on both sides of the argument here... you have to pick sides at some point.)

Noting historical persecution of Jews, he also said Palestinians, both Muslims and Christians, have suffered “in pursuit of a homeland.”

President Obama pointed to the stalemate between the two peoples, and called for a two-state resolution to the conflict so that Israelis and Palestinians may each live in “peace and security.”

“Palestinians must abandon violence. Resistance through violence and killing is wrong and it does not succeed,” he said, noting the advance of American blacks in the peaceful U.S. civil rights movement. (But who says that Malcolm X was totally unsuccessful and unhelpful to the Civil Rights Movement?)

“At the same time, Israelis must acknowledge that just as Israel's right to exist cannot be denied, neither can Palestine's,” (I'm ok with this) he said, rejecting the legitimacy of continued Israeli settlements.

“Israel must also live up to its obligation to ensure that Palestinians can live and work and develop their society,” he said, declaring the Gaza humanitarian crisis to be a threat to Israel’s security.

Rejecting the use of the Arab-Israeli conflict to distract the people of Arab nations from other problems, he called on Arab states to assist in resolving the conflict.

“Too many tears have been shed. Too much blood has been shed. All of us have a responsibility to work for the day when the mothers of Israelis and Palestinians can see their children grow up without fear; when the Holy Land of the three great faiths is the place of peace that God intended it to be; when Jerusalem is a secure and lasting home for Jews and Christians and Muslims, and a place for all of the children of Abraham to mingle peacefully together as in the story of Isra, when Moses, Jesus, and Mohammed, peace be upon them, joined in prayer,” President Obama remarked, using a Muslim expression. (Wait, what? *head explodey*)

Turning to the issue of democracy, he rejected imposing democracy but pledged support for “human rights.”

“Governments that protect these rights are ultimately more stable, successful and secure. Suppressing ideas never succeeds in making them go away. America respects the right of all peaceful and law-abiding voices to be heard around the world, even if we disagree with them.”

He also pledged support for “all elected, peaceful governments” provided they govern with respect for “all their people.”

Praising what he called Islam’s “proud tradition of tolerance,” he called for preserving “religious diversity” for Marionites and Copts while calling for an end to divisions between Sunni and Shia Muslims.

Discussing women’s rights, he said all humanity must be allowed “to reach their full potential.”

Several Middle East Christian leaders responded positively to the president’s speech.

The Guardian of the Holy Land (who is apparently the head Franciscan in the area, like the head of a monastery, except of a region), Fr. Pierbattista Pizzaballa, told SIR news that the speech marked a “clear change” that will be welcomed in the Arab world.

“It encourages our hopes for the future,” he said.

Fr. Pizzaballa remarked that President Obama was “very balanced” in confirming a link with Israel but also assuming a “new position” with the Arab world.

“This new position is a new beginning, a change of strategy and relationships which will give a further impulse to the search for a solution of the main problem, the one of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.”

Change will imply sacrifices by both Israel and Palestinians, who will have to reconsider their positions, he said.

Fr. Pizzaballa said it was an “important novelty” that President Obama addressed Hamas and asked for the immediate acknowledgment of Israel. Also notable was the president’s acknowledgement of peaceful nuclear plants for Iran.

“Maybe Israel didn’t like those themes,” the Guardian added. “Obama pledged with respect to both Israel and Palestinians, in a balanced way.”

“Certainly, the U.S. want a new image before the Arab world; today, that image is negative. However, one speech is not enough, real facts are necessary. Today I saw a sincere, resolute and transparent Obama,” Fr. Pizzaballa told SIR.

The Chaldean Bishop of Cairo Youssef Sarraf, who was present at the University of Cairo for the speech, told SIR the president’s words were important but needed to be supported by action.

“This speech would have been necessary long ago,” he said. “The U.S. president had the courage to make it, choosing Egypt for its position and its weight in the Middle East and in the Muslim world.”

The message of the speech, he said, is to encourage cooperation to address “a whole agenda” of issues such as democracy, terrorism, religious freedom, human rights, the dignity of women and globalization. These issues, Bishop Sarraf said, are “the core of debate between moderates and fundamentalists in the Muslim world.”

“We hope that Islam and the Arab world will be able to accept this helping hand.”

Excuse me while I go barf or something.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

June 4

On this day in history...

1584 – Sir Walter Raleigh establishes the first English colony on Roanoke Island, old Virginia (now North Carolina).
1919 – Women's rights: The U.S. Congress approves the 19th Amendment to the United States Constitution, which guarantees suffrage to women, and sends it to the U.S. states for ratification. (And sends a clear message to pushy broads everywhere.) ;-)

Born:
1951 – Charles Dickinson, American author
1975 – Angelina Jolie, American actress

Died:
2009 - David Carradine, American actor (RIP, Bill. You were finally "killed.")

I almost forgot it was Thursday!

Probably because this week has been stretching ON AND ON AND ON.

Thursday Thunks!

1. How many golf balls can fit inside a full sized school bus?
Oh sweet! That's like a really huge version of that "how many gumballs are in this jar?" game! I was always pretty good at that... so... maybe... 1700?

2. Who decided the alphabet order?
Your mom.

3. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Would YOU buy hotdogs from McDonald's? Then again, I probably would... if it's half as addicting as their Filet-O-Fish (I KNOW, I KNOW) then I'd be in trouble.

4. You go to a nice restaurant and they are offering free samples of cheese. You take a bite and it's delicious. Then they tell you the cheese is processed with maggots in it which make the great texture and flavor. Do you vomit at the thought of maggots, think "oh well but no more", or just ask for another sample?
I would never be stupid enough to try cheese without knowing something about it (like, where does it come from, what consistency does it have, whether it's sweet or nutty or... you get the picture. I love cheese but I like to know about it before I put it in my mouth.

5. Would you rather ride on a cloud or slide down a rainbow?
Definitely ride on a cloud. I imagine it'd be like floating on one of those clear plastic inflatable pool rafts.

6. Do you know/care who Heidi & Spencer are?
Unfortunately yes. And I can't stand them.

7. Have you ever used Butt Paste?
What now?

8. Pie or cake?
Pie... but just ASK ME about cake or death! ;)

9. Do you remember when MTV used to play music videos?
No... I didn't have MTV growing up, and it was all trash by the time I got to college. I did, however, watch vh1 descend from "actually about music sometimes" to "selling out with trashy reality shows."

Most Sacred Heart of Jesus... have mercy on us

I have been told by many bloggers (a reliable source for sure!) that June is dedicated to the Sacred Heart. So here's a recycled post from my previous blog, but it's my favorite act of dedication or prayer or what-have-you.

I give myself and consecrate to the Sacred Heart of our Lord Jesus Christ my person and my life, my actions, pains, and sufferings, so that I may be unwilling to make use of any part of my being save to honor, love, and glorify the Sacred Heart.

This is my unchanging purpose, namely, to be all His, and to do all things for the love of Him, at the same time renouncing with all my heart whatever is displeasing to Him.

I therefore take Thee, O Sacred Heart, to be the only object of my love, the guardian of my life, my assurance of salvation, the remedy of my weakness and inconstancy, the atonement for all the faults of my life and my sure refuge at the hour of death.

Be then, O Heart of goodness, my justification before God Thy Father, and turn away from me the strokes of His righteous anger. O Heart of love, I put all my confidence in Thee, for I fear everything from my own wickedness and frailty; but I hope for all things from Thy goodness and bounty.

Do Thou consume in me all that can displease Thee or resist Thy holy will. Let Thy pure love imprint Thee so deeply upon my heart that I shall nevermore be able to forget Thee or to be separated from Thee. May I obtain from all Thy loving kindness the grace of having my name written in Thee, for in Thee I desire to place all my happiness and all my glory, living and dying in true bondage to Thee.

-Saint Margaret Mary Alacoque

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Not going well.

This is how I think I must look when I'm looking for jobs.








Sigh.