Thursday Thunks, late as always

1. Are your ears dirty?
I don't think so, no... I don't wash behind the ears EVERY time, but they're clean.

2. Would you rather be stung by a scorpion or bit by a snake? (Don't say either...no one wants to be in pain, that's the point. Pick one.)
Probably stung by a scorpion... with snakes, there's no way I could identify it (unless it's obvious, like a rattlesnake) so I'd probably die before they could figure out what kind of anti-venom to give me. I don't think scorpions work like that... Do they?

3. Do loud noises make you snappish? (i.e. A loud restaurant, screaming child next to you, booming stereo from a neighbor's house?)
Not usually - unless it's a screaming child and the parents don't look like they even care that their kid is screaming bloody murder in the middle of Target and ruining everyone else's shopping experience. This happened to me about 3 weeks ago and I wanted to punch the mother. Instead, I just twittered about it.

4. PETA- thoughts on this org.?
Crazy nutters. There are MUCH better ways to get their point across. Also, people are more important than animals. That's just the way the world is. Deal.

5. Would you rather be the discoverer of the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot? (Imagination!)
Oooh, Nessie, definitely. I feel like Bigfoot would ultimately be a bit of a letdown. A giant dragon in Scotland, however... HELLO.

6. When in a public toilet and it's not flushed: do you flush & use or move on to a clean one?
Most times I will just move to a clean one. If it looks relatively sanitary, though (as in, pretty clear pee, and one thing of toilet paper), occasionally I will flush and use.

7. Neighbors are having a noisy, party bonfire, what do you do?
Join in? I love fire!

8. Do you play Monopoly? If so which version of the game?
I don't really like Monopoly all that much, but if I'm playing, I'm playing classic Monopoly. Although I want the UNC version.

9. Are you a remote hog?
YES. I love my TV programs. I'll be nice about it, though - I'll genuinely offer to put something else on. (But I don't really mean it. Leave me alone when Daisy of Love is on!)

10. Do you like the smell of paint?
No. But I like the smell of chlorine, which I'm told is just as weird.