I almost forgot it was Thursday!

Probably because this week has been stretching ON AND ON AND ON.

Thursday Thunks!

1. How many golf balls can fit inside a full sized school bus?
Oh sweet! That's like a really huge version of that "how many gumballs are in this jar?" game! I was always pretty good at that... so... maybe... 1700?

2. Who decided the alphabet order?
Your mom.

3. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Would YOU buy hotdogs from McDonald's? Then again, I probably would... if it's half as addicting as their Filet-O-Fish (I KNOW, I KNOW) then I'd be in trouble.

4. You go to a nice restaurant and they are offering free samples of cheese. You take a bite and it's delicious. Then they tell you the cheese is processed with maggots in it which make the great texture and flavor. Do you vomit at the thought of maggots, think "oh well but no more", or just ask for another sample?
I would never be stupid enough to try cheese without knowing something about it (like, where does it come from, what consistency does it have, whether it's sweet or nutty or... you get the picture. I love cheese but I like to know about it before I put it in my mouth.

5. Would you rather ride on a cloud or slide down a rainbow?
Definitely ride on a cloud. I imagine it'd be like floating on one of those clear plastic inflatable pool rafts.

6. Do you know/care who Heidi & Spencer are?
Unfortunately yes. And I can't stand them.

7. Have you ever used Butt Paste?
What now?

8. Pie or cake?
Pie... but just ASK ME about cake or death! ;)

9. Do you remember when MTV used to play music videos?
No... I didn't have MTV growing up, and it was all trash by the time I got to college. I did, however, watch vh1 descend from "actually about music sometimes" to "selling out with trashy reality shows."